By jen
via: Commentary Magazine’s Noah Pollak
Yesterday the White House Announced Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor, a Navy SEAL, would posthumously receive the Medal of Honor. There is no greater honor our government can bestow on a soldier or a citizen for that matter. The NYTimes really is a total fucking steaming pile of shit. They couldn’t bother to print this anywhere in their paper. Amazing but not surprising.
From the Washington Post’s story:
Monsoor and a group of SEAL snipers took up position on a residential rooftop as part of an operation to push into a dangerous section of southern Ramadi. Four insurgents armed with AK-47 rifles came into view, and the SEAL snipers opened fire, killing one and wounding another. Loudspeakers from a mosque broadcast calls for insurgents to rally, and residents blocked off nearby roads with rocks.
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By jen
I am totally burned out on television shows. Nothing is amusing or appeasing me. Meh.
American Idol is total shit with the exception of that David Cook edible yummy thing. The rest, ackk. I wasn’t feelin’ yesterday so please go read Rachel Lucas’ Idol Commentary. She is far more entertaining than the actual show and hates that little monchichi doll Ramalamadingdong as well. For the record, I still hate Ryan Seacrest… lots.
Hells Kitchen was typical crap, but crap I watch just to see Gordon Ramsay say things like GET OUT YOU! and What’s wrong with you, ya Donkey! He makes me hot.
Survivor, is it even still on?
America’s Next Top Model hopped the spermwhale or skipped the albacore or whatever the phrase is, about 3 seasons ago. Tyra needs to shut the fuck up and pass the baton to someone less annoying like Christian Siriano from Project Runway. She is starting to remind me of Oprah with her diva shit.
Speaking of the Big O, the nasty one, not the fun one. Miss Winfrey is doing a show in honor of her dead dog, Sophie. I am not going to touch this, really. Ok, maybe one comment. I am not going to attack dog owners, but I have to ask the obvious question. Could you fucking be more self absorbed and freakin’ frivolous? Is it even possible? Maybe you can have another show where Obama is sanding down your corns as per his agreement for you to endorse him and attempt to get your legion of brain dead women who depend on you for their daily cry to vote for him. UGH!
What happened to Private Practice? I liked that show.
Bravo is even disappointing me a little bit with Top Chef, though it is just getting started so I will reserve my hate for a few weeks. Make me a Supermodel was not great. Not so much because it was horrible, more because it just have gone on entirely too long. The only thing I am diggin’ these days is Housewives of New York City. I miss the real estate guy.
I want some good tv. I need some good tv. Someone make a suggestion or something. If anyone puts Flavah of Love in the comments I am going mock you for the fool you are… relentlessly so.
By jen
I sent this to Ace this morning after I read it and threw up in my mouth a little bit. I am going to send everyone who spouts such bullshit lines as, “Islam is a religion of peace” or “Pure Islam is not violent” that link.
A question-and-answer session with Imam Abdul Makin in an East London mosque asks why Allah would tell Muslims to kill and rape innocent non-Muslims, including their wives and daughters, according to Islam Watch.
“Because non-Muslims are never innocent, they are guilty of denying Allah and his prophet,” the Imam says, according to the report. “If you don’t believe me, here is the legal authority, the top Muslim lawyer of Britain.”
The lawyer, Anjem Choudary, backs up the Imam’s position, saying that all Muslims are innocent.
Click here to watch the interview with Islamic lawyer Anjem Choudary.
“You are innocent if you are a Muslim,” Choudary tells the BBC. “Then you are innocent in the eyes of God. If you are not a Muslim, then you are guilty of not believing in God.”
Choudary said he would not condemn a Muslim for any action.
“As a Muslim, I must support my Muslim brothers and sisters,” Choudary said. “I must have hatred to everything that is not Muslim.”
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By jen
I am totally hot for Gordon Ramsay, just FYI.
More on this later.
By jen
Ok, I am done for the season with just about everyone. I am gonna watch it on the DVR later to see David Cook, Michael Johns, and… well, nobody else. I will update on this later.
By jen
Created by OnePlusYou
Around 35.4% of the pages on your website contain cussing.This is 343% MORE than other websites who took this test.
This is not nearly fucking high enough. I feel cheated.
By jen
Very Flirtatious Barry O:
It may be April Fools Day, but Sen. Barack Obama was acting like it was Valentine’s Day. He was in full charm mode while touring the Tama Manufacturing plant, a JC Penny supplier of made-in-the-USA clothing in Allentown.
Obama was especially flirtatious today, winking and grinning at the female workers who were swooning behind their cell phone cameras.
We need another lady’s man in the office. Lemme tell you how much we need that.
Obama smiled ear to ear as he looked at her work, saying: “These look pretty comfortable, this is all pretty leisure wear.”
Who the hell uses the term leisure wear? Seriously? Do any of you get up on Saturday morning and say, “Honey, we need to go shopping for leisure wear.” He is some sort of poliBot.
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By jen
My husband sent me this link. It is amusing.
By jen
My friend Bruce, the one who I once thought was basically me with a penis, has broken my heart today. I am not sure there is any hope left in the world after our last conversation. This guy is a man’s man. Sports, hunting, conservative, great dad, devoted husband, all those delightful things. So you will understand my devastation when I tell you how he spent his day…
He was scrap booking with his wife! For fuck’s sake! Is there no sanity left in the world?
I admit a certain pathological disdain for all things scrap book related. I will probably piss off my three female readers when I say, “Scrap booking is fucking stupid.” I am not talking about photo albums. I am not talking about books detailing the life of your child; milestones, accomplishments etc. I am talking about taking those time honored traditions and fucking putting fuu fuu paper with ribbons and little plastic sparkly thingies everywhere around them. Ugh.
The industry is brilliant really. Right up there with freakin’ pet day spas and doggie couture. In fact it is exactly like those things.
Examples: (I am going to be a bitch here… bear with me.)
Wtf is that? Is there a child in there somewhere? Probably, but who the fuck can tell because of all the fucking buttons and ribbons. (I am actually hiving up at this point.)
What a fantastic picture of a beautiful child with her toy and blanket. Imagine how amazing that would look if you could actually see the picture! This would be stunning in a really nice leather bound or handmade paper book with pretty picture corners on black paper. You would see those eyes that appear to be full of life.
I think there are actually some pictures in there somewhere. The worst thing about all this god forsaken floof? You cannot actually look at these things very often because they will fall apart if you handle them too much!
Dear God the amount of money you can drop doing this stuff! Have a look at the OCD enabling suppliers!
You womenfolk want to do this? Fine! Have at it! But for all that’s holy, leave the men out of it! The idea of Bruce using that little clipper thingie that makes the corners round makes me itch. The visual of this man using special fru fru scissors with changeable blades to get really neato edges on paper makes me want to set something on fire!
I can only sit here and hope that he did this for some sort of sexual compensation, but even then I am not sure the price was worth it. The most horrible thing of all? He said he had a good time doing it.
Ugh…
I am thinking about offering a reward for the return of Bruce’s balls. Seriously, if I didn’t have such great affection for this man I would have been much harder on him. For God’s sake, Bruce… next time just go shoe shopping with her and hold her purse while she tries on 80 pairs of the same shoe! At least that way you are in possession of your balls, even if they are in their new home, HER PURSE!
P.S. to Womenfolk who scrapbook: I really am not a total bitch, but you people are messing with my men, dammit.
P.P.S to Bruce: You know I love you, shit head. There is no end to the amount of shit you will hear about this. I suggest you go kill a wild boar with your bare hands to redeem your man cred…
P.P.P.S. to Reader: I invited Bruce to write a few things on this blog about 6 months ago. I am thinking this might get him motivated to defend himself. Maybe?
