Like I needed a test to tell me that.

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Of course I had kids running in and out and I couldn’t spell half the ones i wanted to name so i give myself an extra 15 for shitty spelling.

92%DRUNKARD

Fuknuts can be women too, hell I think half of them on my growing list are of the ovarian persuasion…

via: Hot Air of course…

The City of Denver hired this gal, Rene Marie to sing the National Anthem at their State of the City gig.  She just didn’t sing the one they asked for.  I am sure the cow got paid, if not she still should have done the song she was hired to perform.   But as with a growing majority of people these days, it is not about doing the right thing it is about making a fucking bullshit statement at any opportunity possible.  Maybe when Barry is president she can sing at his inauguration.  You know, the one where his middle name will not be uttered and all.  Ugh.

In addressing the media, Marie displayed the self-centeredness of people who hijack events for their own aggrandizement.  “When I decided to sing my version, what was going on in my head was: ‘I want to express how I feel about living in the United States, as a black woman, as a black person,” she explained.  However, the event wasn’t staged to give Marie a platform for her political views; it was an official speech by the Mayor to communicate the status of city government to its citizens.

If I’d been in the Denver audience, I would have started singing The Star-Spangled Banner as soon as this classless bitch started her crap. I bet more than a few would have joined me, too.

I never get tired of these…

via Kim du Toit:

1. How would your mother describe you in one word? Cynical or Drama.
2. What is your favorite flower? Toss up between Calla Lily and Peony
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? Is Gigi supposed to be writing on the ceiling?  (Delivered by Daughter #2 as her baby sister was on the top bunk with a sharpie marker flat on her back making a masterpiece.)
4. What word in the language do you wish you had invented? Apoplectic because I love to say it.
5. Where would you like to live?  Big house in the Hill Country about 20 mile up the highway; pool, outdoor kitchen, wet dream master bath, viking ecstasy kitchen.  Cannot imagine living anywhere but Texas.
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? “You smell like aftershave and taco meat” from Blades of Glory.
7. What animal best describes the kind of woman/man who interests you? I abhor nature because it is oogy and full of bugs.  I have no animals and am not capable of making this association; I love men too much.
8. What do you miss about your childhood? I am not much of a nostalgic girl.  Childhood was good but I like being a grown up.
9. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? The Jennifer, she has a super fantastic name.  She would however consider forcing other unworthy Jennifers to change their names if she were ever to rule the world.
10. What is the main fault in your character? I am a scatterbrain.  Luckily I am a wanton hussy and that seems to mitigate flaws; or so my husband says.
11. Who is your favorite historical character? Elizabeth I
12. Describe how you kiss in one word? Hungrily and/or eagerly.  I dig snoggin’.
13. What in the world do you least desire? A Ford Taurus
14. Finish this sentence, “Happiness is a thing called …” My Jacuzzi bathtub and a husband that keeps the kids out of my hair an hour a day so i can soak.

Coal… IT MAKES US SICK!

Again… Fuknut

You know who Gen. Wesley Clark reminds me of every time I see him showing his ass on TV or being an idiot? This…

Gen. Warren Boutwell from Undercover Brother. Of course, Gen. Boutwell had an excuse for being a tool of The Man; he had been drugged through his fried chicken! Clark is just a Tool.

via Hot Air

The Menu at Casa Jen you might ask?

Rajas con Crema: I add a bit of cheese into them and serve them with corn tortillas.  mmmmm

Compechana: Mine has a secret ingredient that makes it taste like Mi Tiera’s.  Mmmm

Rocio’s Pernil: Which i have never made before but it fell off the shoulder bone when i took it out of the oven.  Dear God it is good.  Her recipe is her hubby’s and a bit different than the link, but anything you add Mojo, Sofrito, and Adobo to cannot be bad… it is Pork for alll that’s holy!

Lee’s Ribs

Kat’s Green Enchiladas:  There is NONE better on the planet.

Cheese enchiladas: cuz Matthew is a vegetarian and well he has to have something to eat.

Mexican Rice: Mine is The Shit!

Charro Beans:  Mmmmm bean cooking all day.

Guacamole

Corn Tortillas

Coconut and Pinapple Ice Box Cake!

Woo woo